{"id":334,"date":"2014-06-09T20:35:35","date_gmt":"2014-06-09T08:35:35","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/aronimus.com\/?p=334"},"modified":"2014-06-09T20:35:35","modified_gmt":"2014-06-09T08:35:35","slug":"wild-wild-west","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/aronimus.com\/?p=334","title":{"rendered":"Its the wild wild west"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>It&#8217;s the wild wild west<br \/>\nGet your 40 and your blunt and your Glock and your bulletproof vest<\/p>\n<p>This place is the wild west.<\/p>\n<p>Mikhail, father of Harun has been telling rambling tales of old codgers with loaded guns threatening people.\u00a0 Sheriff of Ngawi stuff.<\/p>\n<p>This morning, Harun awoke to the sound of a petrol engine creeping along in the paddock next door.\u00a0 He looked out and saw a blue utility.\u00a0\u00a0 Next thing&#8230;\u00a0 BANG!\u00a0 and a few\u00a0 seconds later,\u00a0 BANG! again.\u00a0 The sounds of a .22 magnum.\u00a0 Now there be no neighbourly pet sheep next to the caravan of Harun.\u00a0 Being one of those horrid rainy nor&#8217;westerly days that feel more like a southerly, Harun did stay in bed for some time longer.\u00a0 Eventually he emerged from his caravan to the sound of &#8220;meh eh eh eh&#8221;.\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 Looking up he did see a young goat peering through the fence on the other side of Harun&#8217;s paddock.\u00a0 The sheep are dead, long live the goat!<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>&nbsp; It&#8217;s the wild wild west Get your 40 and your blunt and your Glock and your bulletproof vest This place is the wild west. Mikhail, father of Harun has been telling rambling tales of old codgers with loaded guns threatening people.\u00a0 Sheriff of Ngawi stuff. This morning, Harun awoke to the sound of a [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"om_disable_all_campaigns":false,"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[7],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-334","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-musing"],"aioseo_notices":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/aronimus.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/334","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/aronimus.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/aronimus.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/aronimus.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/aronimus.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=334"}],"version-history":[{"count":7,"href":"https:\/\/aronimus.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/334\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":343,"href":"https:\/\/aronimus.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/334\/revisions\/343"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/aronimus.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=334"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/aronimus.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=334"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/aronimus.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=334"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}